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Her Name Is Ru­Paul

Client with sick dog: I need to see the vet­eri­nar­i­an on du­ty be­cause my dog is­n’t feel­ing well.
Vet­eri­nar­i­an re­cep­tion­ist: Is your dog a male or fe­male?
Client with sick dog: She’s a male.

Woost­er, Ohio

Over­heard by: net­ty

2PM Smoke Break

Guy: I’m so beat. I stayed out till 4am drink­ing last night. I was go­ing to go take a nap in the car, but I think that would be too ob­vi­ous.
Girl: You can take a nap on the pic­nic ta­ble over there. Then maybe a cop will show up and ar­rest you be­cause he thinks you’re home­less.
Guy: Bitch! This is busi­ness ca­su­al!

23825 Com­merce Park
Beach­wood, Ohio