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4PM Fi­nal­ize Con­tracts with New Ac­count

Ven­dor: Hey, can you do me a huge fa­vor?
Boss: Sure, what do you need?
Ven­dor: I am try­ing to land this ac­count, and the guy won’t sign with me un­less you sleep with him.
Boss: I am not go­ing to sleep with him! Wait a sec­ond, is he cute? Does he have lots of mon­ey?
Ven­dor: No.
Boss: Well, okay but just this once.

3663 S. Las Ve­gas Boule­vard
Las Ve­gas, Neva­da

Over­heard by: Rick

Dred Scott!

Ag­gra­vat­ed nurse, com­plain­ing about slave mon­i­tor mal­func­tion: Can some­one come help me with this god­damn thing again?
Help­ful, tech-savvy male nurse: What’s the mat­ter?
Ag­gra­vat­ed nurse: My slave is black!

Boston, Mass­a­chu­setts

Over­heard by: Speech­less, blink­ing.…