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Mean­while, Rome Burned.

New girl: I’m go­ing down­stairs for a smoke be­fore we start check­ing over. Do you want to come?
Su­per­vi­sor: No thanks, I just think I’ll sit here and fiddle…not with my­self!
New girl: What­ev­er you want to do in your own time.
Su­per­vi­sor: Hur-hur, yeah, I just sit here and fid­dle with my­self to un­wind. (lat­er, re­al­is­ing new girl has left) Fid­dle.

Chiswick Park
Lon­don
Eng­land

Over­heard by: chok­ing on a coke

It Helps to Draw Naked Ladies in the Mar­gins

Biotech girl #1: I re­al­ly need to make my pa­per more sexy, so any com­ments you have will help.
Biotech girl #2: But I’m not a sexy per­son, I don’t know how much help I’ll be.
Biotech girl #1: Oh no, you’re a very sexy per­son! You’ve writ­ten for tons of sexy jour­nals.

Carl Ic­ahn Lab­o­ra­to­ry
Prince­ton, New Jer­sey

Over­heard by: File­Trans­fer­er

12PM Lunch

Woman on phone: Mom, tell my broth­er that if he does­n’t pick up his car, I’m gonna have it towed.
[pause] Woman on phone: Be­cause I don’t want it parked in front of my house.
[pause] Woman on phone: Be­cause I don’t want to ad­ver­tise to the en­tire neigh­bor­hood that black peo­ple live here.

465 Main Street
Charlestown, Mass­a­chu­setts

12PM Lunch

Cu­bi­cle girl: [Brad], want any­thing from Taco Bell? I’m mak­ing a run.

[Brad]: Yeah, I’ll go with you. But let me give you my or­der first.

Cu­bi­cle girl: But you’re com­ing with me.

[Brad]: I don’t want to for­get what I want. So I want the spicy chick­en, spicy, make sure it’s spicy…

250 Park Av­enue
New York, New York