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Chick­en on a Plane Was a Dis­ap­point­ing Se­quel

Con­sul­tant on phone: No, Sandy*, you are not al­lowed to take your pet chick­en on the do­mes­tic flights.
Oth­er line: [Muf­fled yelling.]Consultant: Sandy, I have al­ready told you — even if it is in a cage, we do not al­low pets in the cab­in. On­ly guide dogs or po­lice dogs. You will have to send it as car­go. [Oth­er line hangs up.] Good God! Who the fuck wants to take a chick­en away for sum­mer va­ca­tion with them?!

New Zealand