Archive for the ‘New Mexico’ Category

Though, to Be Fair, You're Not Even an Employee Here.

Male coworker: It's one o'clock already? Man, this day is flying by so fast!
Female coworker: It's dragging for me.
Male coworker: Last time I looked at the clock it was only 11 am. Man, where did the time go?
Female coworker: That's because you're old and you keep falling asleep and waking up an hour later!

Albuquerque, New Mexico

Overheard by: Janet

How Funny That Is Depends on Your Role in the Legal System

Receptionist: God, I love today.
Supervisor: You know, I hate it when you get laid.
Receptionist, blushing: Yeah, I know…
General manager: You're just saying that because your wife won't put out.
Supervisor: That's not really funny.
General manager: Yeah, it is… If we were lucky, Tammy here would hire out, then everyone could get laid.

Roswell, New Mexico

Overheard by: Yikes!