UPS guy: Here are your packages.
Secretary: Are you looking at my twins? (about photo of twin granddaughters)
UPS guy: Uh, no, time to go!
Manchester, New Hampshire
Archive for the ‘New Hampshire’ Category
Hmm, Are You Thinking About Jessica Simpson?
Girl on phone with IT: Mine’s minimized and I can’t get it up!
Littleton, New Hampshire
Overheard by: TMI
But It’s Humpday!
Boss: No, you can’t hump Bill’s leg.
Underling: Dammit!
Mound Court
Merrimack, New Hampshire
I’m Like, “We’ve Got No Health Insurance– Walk It Off!”
Receptionist to coworker: My whiney-ass husband was complaining that he slit his hand open.
Portsmouth, New Hampshire
The Happy Side Effect Of Running a Floor Buffer
Desk drone to janitor: What’s up, Kevin?
Janitor: Not much, ‘cept me, maybe.
Lebanon, New Hampshire
Unfortunately, Some Colleagues Are Eight-Tracks
Coworker to boss: Wait, rewind. I didn’t understand what you said.
Boss: Blahdebludebloop! That was me rewinding.
Littleton, New Hampshire
12PM Tech Support
Suit: Why hasn’t this customer’s problem been fixed yet?
Tech Guy: Because I’m the only person supporting this product; I’m really backlogged here. Every time I close one log I open four more. We don’t have enough people here to keep up.
Suit: Oh…well keep up the good work.
500 Lafayette Road
Hampton, New Hampshire
Or Risk Looking Less Like an American
Manager: I’m going to go take my break now. I have to feed my fat roll.
Borthwick Avenue
Portsmouth, New Hampshire
Overheard by: I have one too
Now Eat My Hot Canadian Bacon! Eat It!
Boss to customer: Would you like to try my meat? It tastes just like maple! Ask anyone — they all tried it!
Lee, New Hampshire
Those Will Cost Extra to Remove
Painter in room with painters’ tape everywhere: Do you like the new colors?
Customer: I don’t like the blue stripes.
Concord, New Hampshire
Overheard by: another painter
