Archive for the ‘Nevada’ Category

Are We Done Sharing Now?

Distracted sexy woman: I’m in room 7439*.
Bellman: I’m happily married.

Hotel and casino
Las Vegas, Nevada

Overheard by: Laurence Crews

4PM Finalize Contracts with New Account

Vendor: Hey, can you do me a huge favor?
Boss: Sure, what do you need?
Vendor: I am trying to land this account, and the guy won’t sign with me unless you sleep with him.
Boss: I am not going to sleep with him! Wait a second, is he cute? Does he have lots of money?
Vendor: No.
Boss: Well, okay but just this once.

3663 S. Las Vegas Boulevard
Las Vegas, Nevada

Overheard by: Rick

Joe Had to Live with the Knowledge That He Was Outsmarted by a Hollywood Video Clerk

Cashier: You have $3.99 in late fees for No Country for Old Men. Would you like to pay that today?
Customer: I didn’t rent that.
Cashier: You handed it to me when you walked in, sir.

Hollywood Video
Las Vegas, Nevada

Overheard by: Jen

Dude, It’s Not for That

Account exec #1: So, are you still taking calcium?
Account exec #2: Yeah, and I’m still fucking crazy.

289 Pilot Road
Las Vegas, Nevada

Is That the Code of the West?

Coworker: All the hot guys kill people! Well, at least the black ones.

Pecos and Sunset Road
Las Vegas, Nevada

Barbie Strikes Again!

Web designer: I need you to print out 65 of those PowerPoint presentations I created.
Graphic designer: How many?
Web designer: 65.
Graphic designer: Okay. Let me write this down. I’m not good at math.

Las Vegas, Nevada

Overheard by: Looks Like Diva

She’s Jockeying For ‘Most Improved’

Employee #1: Where’s Anne*?
Employee #2: I dunno, but she’s sure going to be late to her time management training class.

980 Kelly Johnson Drive
Las Vegas, Nevada

Should I Start Referring to Yeast Infections As “Infiltration of the Defensive Line”?

Female coworker #1: I’m sure *Mark hates being the only guy on these smoke breaks; especially when we start talking about our vagina issues.
Female coworker #2: That’s how I feel when y’all talk about football. Football is my vagina.

Sex Toy Company
Las Vegas, Nevada

Overheard by: Sex Writer Goddess