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What About This “Paula Ab­dul” All the Kids Are Talk­ing About?

25-year-old: All you lis­ten to is old mu­sic, like David Bowie ‘n shit.
40-year-old: I don’t lis­ten to just old stuff! I lis­ten to new stuff too!
(turns ra­dio to Eveer­clear, Fa­ther of Mine)
40-year-old: See? This is new!
25-year-old: You kid­din? This is like ten years old!
40-year-old: Damnit.

Ply­mouth Meet­ing, Penn­syl­va­nia

Over­heard by: back seat dri­ver

Yet They All Know Who Kendra Is. *Shud­der*

Of­fice girl #1: Did you hear that Kendra’s man is­n’t on the Ea­gles any­more?
Of­fice girl #2: They fired him?
Of­fice girl #1: Hold on, let me check. (pause) Oh, nope. He’s go­ing to play for the Colts now.
Of­fice girl #2: Where’s that?
Of­fice girl #1: I’m not sure.
Of­fice girl #2: It sounds like it’s some­where cold.
Of­fice girl #1: I have no clue.
Of­fice girl #2: I’ll google it. (pause) In­di­anapo­lis.
Of­fice girl #1: Where’s that?
Of­fice girl #2: I don’t know. I think that’s north of here.
Of­fice girl #1: Oh…
Of­fice girl #2: Oh, it’s in In­di­ana.

Mor­gan­town, West Vir­ginia

Over­heard by: hum­ble of­fice drone