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Yet They All Know Who Kendra Is. *Shud­der*

Of­fice girl #1: Did you hear that Kendra’s man is­n’t on the Ea­gles any­more?
Of­fice girl #2: They fired him?
Of­fice girl #1: Hold on, let me check. (pause) Oh, nope. He’s go­ing to play for the Colts now.
Of­fice girl #2: Where’s that?
Of­fice girl #1: I’m not sure.
Of­fice girl #2: It sounds like it’s some­where cold.
Of­fice girl #1: I have no clue.
Of­fice girl #2: I’ll google it. (pause) In­di­anapo­lis.
Of­fice girl #1: Where’s that?
Of­fice girl #2: I don’t know. I think that’s north of here.
Of­fice girl #1: Oh…
Of­fice girl #2: Oh, it’s in In­di­ana.

Mor­gan­town, West Vir­ginia

Over­heard by: hum­ble of­fice drone