Aspiring movie critic #1: I don't think Zac Efron will ever be able to do anything but High School Musical.
Aspiring movie critic #2: I know. He'll be like…the gym teacher in High School Musical 30.
Richmond, Virginia
Archive for the ‘Music’ Category
The Picture Says It All, Dear Reader
Cubicle mate: When he sings “My Corona,” is he talking about his beer? (later, once lyrics are explained) What the hell is a “Sharona,” anyway?
Scarborough
Canadia
What About This “Paula Abdul” All the Kids Are Talking About?
25-year-old: All you listen to is old music, like David Bowie 'n shit.
40-year-old: I don't listen to just old stuff! I listen to new stuff too!
(turns radio to Eveerclear, Father of Mine)
40-year-old: See? This is new!
25-year-old: You kiddin? This is like ten years old!
40-year-old: Damnit.
Plymouth Meeting, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: back seat driver
Are You Doing This Deliberately?
Employee #1: Is George Harrison the guy that directed Star Wars?
Employee #2: No that's George Lucas.
Employee #1: Oh, but he was in Star Wars then.
Employee #2: No, that's Harrison Ford.
Employee #1: Oh. Wasn't Frank Sinatra in The Beatles?
Addison, Texas
…I Could Get Nailed for the First Time in a While
Secretary (singing to herself to the tune of “If I only had a brain”): If I only had a hammer…if I only had a hammer…
Morris Plains, New Jersey
As Though Winnie the Pooh's “Honey Pot” Weren't Dirty Enough
Old lady to friend: I don't know who Madonna thinks she is writing children's books. She's still a slut.
Washington, Utah
Overheard by: Nick West
…Drooling.
CSR, about music video: When you watch the video you'll see two chicks making out. I'm to the left of them.
Atlanta, Georgia
Can We Just Agree That the Guy Was Fruity in General?
Security guard to boss: Michael Jackson loved apricots. Don't forget.
Burbank, California
You Call This a Gay Bar?
Stranger at urinal, before storming out of the bathroom: They don’t play enough Cher, that’s what blows!
Melville, New York
“Baby Beluga”? Really?
Exec to another: This song makes me feel like I should be fingerbanging a hillbilly.
Emeryville, California