Archive for the ‘Missouri’ Category

Maybe Mix It with Stoli?

Girl at desk: My friend told me about how they paid two grand to freeze the stem cells from her son’s um­bil­i­cal cord so it could save his life or some­thing lat­er.
Guy at desk: Why don’t they just have him drink the flu­id out of the um­bil­i­cal cord?
Male cowork­er: Or­rr they could just put the stuff in the freez­er.

3111 S. Range Line Road
Joplin, Mis­souri

Self-Test: Are You More Pa­thet­ic at Work or at Home?

Cowork­er #1: And I still had this stom­ach bug, but I’d just drank all this fruit punch, and my mom was call­ing me, and I made in­to the hall­way be­fore I puked fruit punch all over the wall, and I was like “I’m com­ing, mom!“
Cowork­er #2: Oh, god, how old were you?
Cowork­er #1: This was like six months ago.

Co­lum­bia, Mis­souri