Archive for the ‘Missouri’ Category

4PM I’m Out of Here

Lady: How do I get to the radio station?
Receptionist: You have to go down the hall and take the elevator down.

20 minutes pass.

Lady : Okay, I did the singing telegram, now I need a bathroom.

4041 Mill Street
Kansas City, Missouri

He Thinks People Are Coming On to Him When They Flip Him Off

Co-worker #1 gives co-worker #2 the hand signal for devil horns.
Co-worker #3, returning the signal: Loser.
Co-worker #1: What did you say that for?
Co-worker #3: You called me a loser, so I called you a loser.
Co-worker #1: I did not. I was giving Kelly* the devil horns.
Co-worker #3: Oh, sorry.
Co-worker #1: It’s okay. I guess it’s easy to think that people are calling you a loser because you still live with your parents.

800 Market Street
St. Louis, Missouri

Overheard by: We were supposed to be working