Archive for the ‘Minnesota’ Category

I Am Large, I Contain Multitudes

Cube dweller #1: I have people all up inside me all the time, and they’re just bound to come out sooner or later.
Cube dweller #2: I do too: that’s why I write.
Cube dweller #1: I think we’re talking about two different things here.

Overheard by: I love a good office gangbang as much as the next guy.

9AM Stay in My Cube Today

Auditorium worker: …she has shelves full of them. If you visit her she goes on and on about all her Hummels. And for each Hummels she has some goddamn story to go along with it. Bores you to death. That’s why I don’t go over there.

700 Nicollet Mall
Minneapolis, Minnesota

Overheard by: 2qrs 

I Heard You Enjoy the Broadband

Male cube dweller: Seth finally drilled my hole last night.
Female cube dweller: What?
Male cube dweller: Seth finally drilled a hole in my wall, so I can have cable.
Female cube dweller: That sound better.

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Overheard by: greasymittens