Archive for the ‘Minnesota’ Category

The Wheels in Her Brain Go Round and Round…

28-year-old in­tern: How do you spell your last name?
22-year-old in­tern: “Towne”. You know, like “City” on­ly with an “e”.
28-year-old agent: Don’t you mean like “Town” with an “e”?
22-year-old in­tern: Nope, I mean “City”. But I sup­pose “Town” would work too. I nev­er thought of that.

Min­neapo­lis, Min­neso­ta

5PM That’s a Wrap

Di­rec­tor #1: Hey, why are you pack­ing up? Is your of­fice mov­ing to­mor­row?
Di­rec­tor #2: Uh, no. I just got fired.
Di­rec­tor #1: Oh, wow. There’s re­al­ly just not a way for this not to be awk­ward is there?

7201 Metro Boule­vard
Min­neapo­lis, Min­neso­ta

Forc­ing Us to Hire More Temps

Mid­dle-aged man­ag­er: Whoa! You’re new here!
Young fe­male temp (mak­ing copies): Yeah, I just start­ed on Mon­day, I’m a temp.
Mid­dle-aged man­ag­er: Has any­one shown you the dead bod­ies yet?
Young fe­male temp: Uh, no.
Mid­dle-aged man­ag­er: Once the temps re­al­ize what creeps we are, they kill us.

Min­neapo­lis, Min­neso­ta

Over­heard by: a temp