Archive for the ‘Minnesota’ Category

I Am Large, I Con­tain Mul­ti­tudes

Cube dweller #1: I have peo­ple all up in­side me all the time, and they’re just bound to come out soon­er or lat­er.
Cube dweller #2: I do too: that’s why I write.
Cube dweller #1: I think we’re talk­ing about two dif­fer­ent things here.

Over­heard by: I love a good of­fice gang­bang as much as the next guy.

9AM Stay in My Cube To­day

Au­di­to­ri­um work­er: …she has shelves full of them. If you vis­it her she goes on and on about all her Hum­mels. And for each Hum­mels she has some god­damn sto­ry to go along with it. Bores you to death. That’s why I don’t go over there.

700 Nicol­let Mall
Min­neapo­lis, Min­neso­ta

Over­heard by: 2qrs

I Heard You En­joy the Broad­band

Male cube dweller: Seth fi­nal­ly drilled my hole last night.
Fe­male cube dweller: What?
Male cube dweller: Seth fi­nal­ly drilled a hole in my wall, so I can have ca­ble.
Fe­male cube dweller: That sound bet­ter.

Min­neapo­lis, Min­neso­ta

Over­heard by: greasymit­tens

The Wheels in Her Brain Go Round and Round…

28-year-old in­tern: How do you spell your last name?
22-year-old in­tern: “Towne”. You know, like “City” on­ly with an “e”.
28-year-old agent: Don’t you mean like “Town” with an “e”?
22-year-old in­tern: Nope, I mean “City”. But I sup­pose “Town” would work too. I nev­er thought of that.

Min­neapo­lis, Min­neso­ta