Archive for the ‘Middle East’ Category

Dude, Go for the Im­plants

In­come au­di­tor guy: I want to buy my fi­ance a gift like make-up.
In­come au­di­tor gal: Cool, how much you set for it?
In­come au­di­tor guy: 30 Egypt­ian pounds.
In­come au­di­tor gal: You could buy a blush­er with 30 EGP.
In­come au­di­tor guy: Well then, how about cheap make-up?
In­come au­di­tor gal: You can’t buy any­thing with 30 EGP.
In­come au­di­tor guy: Well how much do you think I need?
In­come au­di­tor gal: About 500 EGP to buy her one of those cute box­es that’s full of make-up and per­fumes.
In­come au­di­tor guy: With 500 EGP, I could send her to a plas­tic sur­geon and get change.

Trans­lat­ed from the Ara­bic.

Le Meri­di­en Maka­di Bay Ho­tel
South Hurgha­da, Egypt

Last Time You Were in There, You Com­ment­ed Cat­ti­ly on Every­one’s At­tire!

Fe­male shop as­sis­tant: Sor­ry sir, but you’ll have to stand out­side. These chang­ing rooms are for women on­ly.
Cocky Spaniard: So?
Fe­male shop as­sis­tant: You’re a man.
Cocky Spaniard: But I’m gay!
Fe­male shop as­sis­tant: That’s not re­al­ly my prob­lem, sir. Please wait out­side.

Mas­si­mo Dut­ti Store
Dubai

Over­heard by: Keep Dig­ging!

“I’ve got a bat here too, let me clean it.”

Gen­er­al man­ag­er: Mr. Food & Bev­er­age Man­ag­er, would you like to add any­thing?
Food & Bev­er­age man­ag­er: Yes, I’d like to men­tion that the vol­ley­balls haven’t yet ar­rived for the an­i­ma­tion team. Mr. Pur­chas­ing Man­ag­er has­n’t bought them yet.
Pur­chas­ing man­ag­er: Let me get the balls for you now, they’re right un­der the ta­ble.

Trans­lat­ed from the Ara­bic.

Le Meri­di­en Maka­di Bay Ho­tel
South Hurgha­da, Egypt