Archive for the ‘Mexico’ Category

A Man­ly Man Can Al­ways Use More Hares on His Chest

Male en­gi­neer #1 (clean­ing a draw­er): Oh, look! Tem­po­rary tat­toos. Here, you can have them.
(male en­gi­neer #2 takes them and looks them over)
Male en­gi­neer #3: You can put them in your man­ly chest.
Male en­gi­neer #2 (ex­cit­ed­ly): Ooh, a bun­ny!

Mata­moros, Mex­i­co

Over­heard by: Fe­male En­gi­neer­ing In­tern (snick­er­ing)

2PM Cus­tomer Care

Pas­sen­ger: Is this flight go­ing to be full?
CSR #1: Yes, we ex­pect a full flight to­day, sir.
Pas­sen­ger: Why is that?
CSR #1: Um… well, I guess a lot of peo­ple made reser­va­tions, sir.
Pas­sen­ger: Uh…No, I mean, it’s Tues­day. Peo­ple don’t fly on Tues­days.
CSR # 2, whis­per­ing to cowork­er: Wow! A talk­ing dog!

Aveni­da Tael S/N, MEX (Mex­i­co City In­ter­na­tion­al Air­port)

Over­heard by: Trece

5PM That’s a Wrap

Boss: Did you pick up [Bruce]?
Own­er: Yes, I picked him up.
[Bruce]: Do you think it’s a sign to go home when you run out of gas in your car at a gas sta­tion who runs out of gas?

101 East Main Street
Farm­ing­ton, New Mex­i­co

1PM Cus­tomer Vis­it

Cus­tomer: I don’t un­der­stand why you can’t keep up with pro­duc­tion.
Pro­gram man­ag­er: You aren’t fol­low­ing the rules. You are run­ning twice the dai­ly quot­ed vol­umes.
Cus­tomer: But we are still un­der the year­ly vol­umes. You just need to plan bet­ter.
Pro­gram man­ag­er: I can’t just shit ca­pac­i­ty out of my ass!

5540 Par­que In­dus­tri­al
Ciu­dad Juarez, Mex­i­co