Archive for the ‘Metro Northeast’ Category

11AM Prod­uct Test

Su­per­vi­sor: What are you do­ing?
Col­lege kid #1: Spray­ing each oth­er.
Su­per­vi­sor: Do you know what is in those bot­tles?
Col­lege kid #2: No.
Su­per­vi­sor: Why would you spray each oth­er with some­thing you don’t know?
Col­lege kid #2: It’s fun.
Su­per­vi­sor: It’s ace­tone!
Col­lege kid #1: Is that like wa­ter or some­thing?
Su­per­vi­sor: God, I’m go­ing back to my of­fice.

465 Paul Road
Rochester, New York

Over­heard by: Nick I

9AM Back to Work

Boss: Where is [Blake] to­day?

Girl in cube: I don’t know. He did­n’t text me. I think he’s too em­bar­rassed.

Boss: Why? Did you guys end up mak­ing out in front of every­one again at hap­py hour?

Girl in cube: No! Give me a lit­tle cred­it.

[Long pause]

Girl in cube: It was in a cab.

350 Madi­son Av­enue
New York, New York

12PM Lunch

Fe­male man­ag­er: Where did you eat?
Male man­ag­er: My guilty secret…McDonald’s!
Fe­male man­ag­er: Oh. Don’t take this the wrong way, but…I ac­tu­al­ly don’t know any­body who’s eat­en at a Mc­Don­ald’s.

1 Lib­er­ty Plaza
New York, New York

10AM Client Meet­ing

Vis­it­ing sales­girl: Hi, I’m here to see Car­rie Brad­shaw.
Re­cep­tion­ist: Do you mean Car­rie Schwartz?
Vis­it­ing sales­girl: No, I’m pret­ty sure her name was Car­rie Brad­shaw.
Re­cep­tion­ist: We don’t have a Car­rie Brad­shaw. Car­rie Brad­shaw is from Sex and the City.

245 5th Av­enue
New York, New York

1PM Sort­ing Mail

CSR: I just got one of those uh, uh, NAF­TA things. What does that stand for? Na­tion­al Au­to­mo­bile–
Su­per­vi­sor: Um, I think it’s North Amer­i­can Free Trade Agree­ment. Or As­so­ci­a­tion. One of those two.
CSR: Are you sure it’s not Na­tion­al Au­to­mo­bile some­thing?
Su­per­vi­sor: I think you’re think­ing of NASCAR?
CSR: Ahh, yes.

473 Ridge Road
Day­ton, New­Jer­sy

Over­heard by: of­fice pe­on