Archive for the ‘Metro Northeast’ Category

9AM Back to Work

Boss: Where is [Blake] today?

Girl in cube: I don’t know. He didn’t text me. I think he’s too embarrassed.

Boss: Why? Did you guys end up making out in front of everyone again at happy hour?

Girl in cube: No! Give me a little credit.

[Long pause]

Girl in cube: It was in a cab.

350 Madison Avenue
New York, New York

12PM Lunch

Female manager: Where did you eat?
Male manager: My guilty secret…McDonald’s!
Female manager: Oh. Don’t take this the wrong way, but…I actually don’t know anybody who’s eaten at a McDonald’s.

1 Liberty Plaza
New York, New York

10AM Client Meeting

Visiting salesgirl: Hi, I’m here to see Carrie Bradshaw.
Receptionist: Do you mean Carrie Schwartz?
Visiting salesgirl: No, I’m pretty sure her name was Carrie Bradshaw.
Receptionist: We don’t have a Carrie Bradshaw. Carrie Bradshaw is from Sex and the City.

245 5th Avenue
New York, New York

1PM Sorting Mail

CSR: I just got one of those uh, uh, NAFTA things. What does that stand for? National Automobile–
Supervisor: Um, I think it’s North American Free Trade Agreement. Or Association. One of those two.
CSR: Are you sure it’s not National Automobile something?
Supervisor: I think you’re thinking of NASCAR?
CSR: Ahh, yes.

473 Ridge Road
Dayton, NewJersy

Overheard by: office peon

4PM Transcribing

Supervisor: Just do whatever’s easier for you.
Word processor: It’s easiest to do it this way, ’cause then I don’t have to think.
Supervisor: Well, you want to think a little bit…
Word processor: Nah, not really.

1 World Financial Center
New York, New York