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10AM Client Meeting

Visiting salesgirl: Hi, I’m here to see Carrie Bradshaw.
Receptionist: Do you mean Carrie Schwartz?
Visiting salesgirl: No, I’m pretty sure her name was Carrie Bradshaw.
Receptionist: We don’t have a Carrie Bradshaw. Carrie Bradshaw is from Sex and the City.

245 5th Avenue
New York, New York

12PM Meeting

Director: Like all of my meetings, I don’t have an agenda. I like to just let people talk and it usually turns up interesting discussions.

5720 Peachtree Parkway
Norcross, Georgia

If We Can Watch

Manager #1: Time for the meeting.
Manager #2: Can I just tie a fucking bag of stray cats over my head instead?

Circle Centre Mall
Indianapolis, Indiana

Overheard by: Shatmandu