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Just Like It Says in All Of Our Job Descriptions

Facilities manager to entire staff: And for the men in the office, please don’t spit chew into the urinals, as it can clog the pipes and is very difficult to remove.
Engineer, joking: Oh, I see, single out the men. What about the girls?
Female QA manager, who actually chews: We don’t spit, we swallow.

Boise, Idaho

Overheard by: testcenter cowboy

10AM Client Meeting

Visiting salesgirl: Hi, I’m here to see Carrie Bradshaw.
Receptionist: Do you mean Carrie Schwartz?
Visiting salesgirl: No, I’m pretty sure her name was Carrie Bradshaw.
Receptionist: We don’t have a Carrie Bradshaw. Carrie Bradshaw is from Sex and the City.

245 5th Avenue
New York, New York

12PM Meeting

Director: Like all of my meetings, I don’t have an agenda. I like to just let people talk and it usually turns up interesting discussions.

5720 Peachtree Parkway
Norcross, Georgia

If We Can Watch

Manager #1: Time for the meeting.
Manager #2: Can I just tie a fucking bag of stray cats over my head instead?

Circle Centre Mall
Indianapolis, Indiana

Overheard by: Shatmandu