Coworker: Hey dude, that's how I'm going to make my money. Cat exercise equipment. Marshfield, Massachusetts Overheard by: Mikaela
Woman: She made it herself out of paper machete! Massachusetts
X-ray tech: I just finished with Seaman. You know, his friends call him “cum.” Lakeville, Massachusetts
Cubicle drone to another: Your desk gets jacked so much, I stopped stealing from you. That's how bad it is.
Co-worker #1: I’m really hot.
Co-worker #2: I’m turning the heat down to 90. If anyone’s cold then they can go into [Jessica]’s office, but first you have to take off your clothes because it’s a sauna in there.
Co-worker #3: You shouldn’t tell people to take their clothes off before going into [Jessica]’s office. 57 Binney Street
Assistant: Hey, I couldn’t figure out how to put it into Word from Excel. So here you go.
Boss: You just cut and paste it.
Assistant: But you can’t do that from Excel to Word, it won’t let you.
Boss: Yes, you can, just right-click and copy and paste it.
Assistant: Trust me, I just spent the whole morning trying to, it’s a locked document.
Boss: OK, 1947 called, and they want their technology ability back. What’s wrong with you? Hey, who hired you again?
300 Boylston Street
Boston, Massachusetts Overheard by: Cam
Enginee: I’m gonna beat you up!
Senior Engineer: What are you going to do, beat my chin up with your nuts? 117 South Street
Hopkinton, Massachusetts Overheard by: Fat French Kid
Male manager: You can't imagine all the different things I've had in my mouth over the last 40 years.
Boston, Massachusetts Overheard by: That's what she said
Blonde cube dweller: I can't get this damn profile to load. Now my screen froze! Fuck this, I'll be a stripper! Chelmsford, Massachusetts
Cube dweller #1 to cube dweller #3: Why are you eating Fritos?
Cube dweller #2: Well, everybody needs a good Lay.
Cube dweller #3: I could have two or three right in a row. Marlborough, Massachusetts