Nurse to another: Do you watch the show where all the scientists live together? Oh you don’t watch tv at night? That’s show’s ungodly sinful… But I do like Six Feet Under.
University of Kentucky Hospital
Lexington, Kentucky
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…But I Am Loving This Kilt!
Male employee to female coworkers: Who knows, maybe I am transgendered.
Louisville, Kentucky
Overheard by: Amused coworker
Like Giant Dildos.
Executive director, discussing clients: We can’t touch them physically, but we can touch them with things.
Louisville, Kentucky
There Are Two Schools of Parenting, But Only One Wins Football Games
Guy #1: I can’t believe parents starve their kids to make weight for football! I mean, what would you say to your kid?
Guy #2: “You better make weight, you fat little bitch!”
Louisville, Kentucky
Overheard by: CB
It’s a Crappy Job but Someone’s Gotta Do It (C’mon, We Had to Go There)
Office manager to female employee: I have been told that when you are in the office, the women’s bathroom goes though massive amounts of toilet paper.
Female employee: I don’t have to talk to you about that, that’s bowel harassment!
Louisville, Kentucky
9AM Back to Work
Co-worker #1: Looks like [Sara] broke her foot.
Co-worker #2: I think her footbones just buckled under the pressure.
1939 Dixie Highway
Fort Wright, Kentucky
Won’t That Clash With Her Hair?
Loud-talking painter, not realizing he’s being heard: I don’t know, Paul, I wouldn’t mind spanking that redhead.
Painter friend: What color would we have to paint her office to get her to do that?
(long pause)
Loud-talking painter: Green?
Loserville, Kentucky
Hey, Listen, I Gotta Go Fly a Plane. Talk to You Later?
Loud guy on cell: No way! Last time they didn’t charge me with a felony!
Blue Grass Airport
Lexington, Kentucky
Overheard by: Glad to be leaving the States
Anyway, We’re Not Sure You’re the Sort of Sales Rep We Want at Dead Cat in a Basket, LLC
Older woman: Yes, I have fifteen years of commission-only sales experience, and I’m accustomed to traveling four days out of the week.
Interviewer: Oh, um, well that’s great. Um, yes, some of our new hires don’t like traveling because it’s so lonely and can be far from home and, um, you know, like solitudish and lonely.
Older woman: That’s okay with me. Travel is fine, but I can’t travel for three weeks out and one week home. I have two cats. I can leave them for four days at a time but not three weeks.
Interviewer: Oh. Well, that’s unfortunate ’cause we really would like you for the job. Well, um, if something would happen that would mean you could take this job, um, like I won’t get into what that would be or anything morbid or sad or anything…but you could always re-apply.
6500 Matalin Place
Louisville, Kentucky
Unveiling the Official Phallic Status Symbol for the Twenty-First Century
CSR: Hey, your phone’s open!
Courier: [looks at his crotch]
1813 East 9th Street
Hopkinsville, Kentucky
Overheard by: will1966
