Archive for the ‘Italy’ Category

10AM Call Re­pair­man

Tele­com guy: Hi, I’m here to fix [Barry]‘s phone
[Lar­ry]: It’s [Lar­ry], ac­tu­al­ly.
Tele­com guy: What­ev­er.

In­ter­na­tion­al Broad­cast Cen­ter
via Niz­za
Tori­no, Italy

Over­heard by: jk

Sal­ly Struthers Should Be Out Rais­ing Mon­ey for My Sag­gy Glutes

Blonde: Oh my god, I had the most ter­ri­ble dream last night!
Dis­tract­ed-look­ing friend: Oh, re­al­ly? What hap­pened?
Blonde: I dreamed that some­one told me I could on­ly have one of the plas­tic surg­eries I want­ed! I al­most cried! (en­tire el­e­va­tor sti­fles laugh­ter) No, re­al­ly, why are you laugh­ing? It was hor­ri­ble!


Over­heard by: strug­gling to keep a straight face

12PM Clean Out In­box

Em­ploy­ee #1: Shit!
Em­ploy­ee #2: What?
Em­ploy­ee #1: I told you how I had eleven thou­sand spam mes­sages in my oth­er email ad­dress?
Em­ploy­ee #2: No, I did­n’t knew that.
Em­ploy­ee #1: So I did as [Fil­ip­po] said, I grabbed them from with­in Ya­hoo! mail, fig­ur­ing out it would throw the spam away au­to­mat­i­cal­ly.
Em­ploy­ee #2: Re­al­ly.
Em­ploy­ee #1: Ap­par­ent­ly it does­n’t do that for an­oth­er email ac­count. Shit. Now I screwed my Ya­hoo! mail too. I can’t be­lieve it. I’ll have to man­u­al­ly check eleven thou­sand mes­sages as spam on this pre­cious ad­dress. I am go­ing to kill my­self.
Em­ploy­ee #2: Wait, you have to read eleven thou­sand mes­sages? Who send you that?

Trans­lat­ed from the Ital­ian.

Viale Bian­ca Maria 6
Mi­lan, Italy

5PM That’s a Wrap

Ju­nior Boss: I once crashed a car in­to a tree for the in­sur­ance mon­ey.

31401 Via Del­la Pace

Over­heard by: Lore­lie Long