Intern: I’ve found the body bags!
Greenville, South Carolina
Archive for the ‘Interns & Temps’ Category
Yeah, Tell Him We Canceled Favorite Animal Friday
Coworker leaning on office door: Hey, have you seen John*?
Horse puppet appears peeking from under John’s desk.
Horse puppet: John’s not here right now. Can I take a message?
Coworker, slowly backing out of office: Uh…
8700 NW River Park Drive
Parkville, Missouri
Overheard by: Hapless intern
Especially at that Special Olympics Race
Intern #1: I walk funny in high heels.
Intern #2: Everyone looks retarded in heels.
200 Orange Street
New Haven, Connecticut
Overheard by: Samurai Jacqueline
Because I May Have Ordered One from QVC
Awkward intern: Did you have a menage a trois?
Coworker: What? No.
Awkward intern: I bet you did. Wait, what’s a menage a trois?
Manhattan, New York
Overheard by: tC
Omit That from Your Résumé, Dear Reader
Volunteer #1: Man, Chipotle is so good, man!
Volunteer #2: Yeah, except it makes you have to go to the bathroom because of the hot sauce…
Volunteer #1: I’s okay, man, you just take a Game Boy into the bathroom with you. Kills like a half hour.
Cincinnati, Ohio
They Understand That They Need to Use Smaller Words
Intern: I think I need to dye my hair blonde again. People understand me better when I’m blonde.
Charleston, South Carolina
We Warned You to Warm Up, Dear Reader
Hot intern: My mouth is cramping up!
Los Angeles, California
…Just As You Requested.
Tech guy to intern: If you take that network diagram, cut and paste it into word, save it as an mp3 and play it back, it will be circus music.
Solana Beach, California
Nothing Tastes as Good as Friends…hip
Intern #1: Can I try your sandwich?
Intern #2: Let me think about it for…no. Friendship, food: two very different things.
136 Tooley Street
London, England
Overheard by: Jessica Reed
3PM Smoke Break
Intern: They didn’t have Guinness, so we had pure Jameson and Bailey shots.
Manager: Oh, well.
Intern: Laced with something else.
Associate: PCP?
Intern: Who knows?
Manager: Could it have been PCP?
Intern: It tasted awfully sweet.
10 Rockefeller Plaza
New York, NY
Overheard by: pixelvisions
