…Just As You Requested.

Tech guy to intern: If you take that network diagram, cut and paste it into word, save it as an mp3 and play it back, it will be circus music.

Solana Beach, California

Nothing Tastes as Good as Friends…hip

Intern #1: Can I try your sandwich?
Intern #2: Let me think about it for…no. Friendship, food: two very different things.

136 Tooley Street
London, England

Overheard by: Jessica Reed

3PM Smoke Break

Intern: They didn’t have Guinness, so we had pure Jameson and Bailey shots.
Manager: Oh, well.
Intern: Laced with something else.
Associate: PCP?
Intern: Who knows?
Manager: Could it have been PCP?
Intern: It tasted awfully sweet.

10 Rockefeller Plaza
New York, NY

Overheard by: pixelvisions 

Shouldn’t We at Least Try to Cater to the Semi-Literate?

Intern: So do any celebrities subscribe to our magazine?
Circulation guru: Actually, James Caan and Shirley MacLaine are longtime subscribers. Even Dennis Hopper got our mag for awhile.
Intern (sighing): I mean like real celebrities. You know: Tila Tequila or Zac Efron…

Los Angeles, California

Overheard by: ugh.

Why You Shouldn’t Tell Your Co-Workers You Speak English

Temp #1: Are you drinking hot water?
Temp #2: With some lemon, yeah. Why?
Temp #1: Doesn’t hot water make you have to crap?
Temp #2: What?
Temp #1: Hot water makes my grandmother have to crap.
Temp #2: What?

Nashville, Tennessee

Charlie Sheen Is Nothing If Not Self-Aware.

Intern to coworker: Are you guys talking about me? I heard the word ‘slut.’

Chicago, Illinois

Of All the Rib Joints, in All the Towns, in All the World, She Had to Walk Into Mine

Intern on lunch break: Can I have a napkin, please?
Bored cafeteria lady, without looking up: Use your sleeve.
(intern backs away slowly)

Manhattan, New York

Overheard by: Fellow cubicle-dweller

2PM Find New Intern

Secretary #1: That was a funny email you sent earlier; I couldn’t
stop cracking up.
Secretary #2: Hey, I just try to make you all laugh.
Intern: For you to make them laugh all they have to do is look at
your face.

28 State Street
Boston, Massachusetts

This Is Just Like That Erin Brockovich Incident

Intern: I wish I could remember Matt Damon’s name in Good Will Hunting…

Santa Fe Building
Denver, Colorado

Biblicly.

Female intern: Another intern?
Male manager: Yup. You’re not so new anymore.
Female intern: What’s his name?
Male manager: Dick.
Female intern: Really? I know a Dick.
Male manager: Do you?
Female intern: Yeah, I know like three Dicks!

Richmond, Virginia

Overheard by: this wun guy