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…Could You Turn on My Com­put­er for Me?

Cre­ative di­rec­tor: I can’t take the course be­cause I don’t have the soft­ware.
Pe­on: Why don’t you find out what the soft­ware costs and how to get it, and sub­mit a pro­pos­al?
Cre­ative di­rec­tor: I don’t know where to find that in­for­ma­tion.
Pe­on: Why don’t you use some­thing called “the in­ter­net” to look it up?
Cre­ative di­rec­tor: You mean like go in­to Google and type the name of the soft­ware?
Pe­on: Yeah, like that.
Cre­ative di­rec­tor: Oh, good idea.

Colum­bus, Ohio

Over­heard by: Horse Whis­per­er

You Won’t Care About Get­ting Laid

In­tern chick #1: You know, it both­ers me go­ing in­to a store to buy con­doms. But I am equal­ly trou­bled by the idea that even when I buy them on­line, some­one has to phys­i­cal­ly stuff them in­to a box with the lube I or­dered, and then ship it to my ad­dress. And they’re there in some ware­house, think­ing “Susie’s get­ting laid tonight!“
In­tern chick #2: You should look in­to Xanax.

Rochester, New York