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In Case You Were Won­der­ing What to Get Me for Boss­es’ Day

Male staffer: There may be a prob­lem.
Fe­male man­ag­er: With what?
Male staffer: I was just typ­ing an e‑mail about a birth cer­tifi­cate. Twice I typed “bitch” in­stead of “birth”.
Fe­male man­ag­er: Oooh!
Male staffer: I cor­rect­ed it be­fore I sent it, though.
Fe­male man­ag­er: Thank good­ness. (pause) Got­ta say, though, that I would love to have a bitch cer­tifi­cate. I mean, I do just fine with­out one, but it would be nice to have the for­mal recog­ni­tion.

Har­ris­burg, Penn­syl­va­nia

Over­heard by: Michael

You Say That Every Day.

As­sis­tant: Did you know that dogs get breast can­cer?
Su­per­vi­sor: What?
As­sis­tant: I used to work at a vet of­fice, and they would bring in dogs with breast can­cer!
Su­per­vi­sor, af­ter googling it: Yeah, I guess they do!
As­sis­tant: Oh, re­al­ly?! I made that up!
Su­per­vi­sor: I’m done with you.

New York City, New York

Over­heard by: Dig­it­dy