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…Could You Turn on My Com­put­er for Me?

Cre­ative di­rec­tor: I can’t take the course be­cause I don’t have the soft­ware.
Pe­on: Why don’t you find out what the soft­ware costs and how to get it, and sub­mit a pro­pos­al?
Cre­ative di­rec­tor: I don’t know where to find that in­for­ma­tion.
Pe­on: Why don’t you use some­thing called “the in­ter­net” to look it up?
Cre­ative di­rec­tor: You mean like go in­to Google and type the name of the soft­ware?
Pe­on: Yeah, like that.
Cre­ative di­rec­tor: Oh, good idea.

Colum­bus, Ohio

Over­heard by: Horse Whis­per­er