Older female: My Yahoo is full of spam.
Midwest
Archive for the ‘Internet’ Category
The Technology’s Not Quite There Yet, Bob
Coworker #1: About that e‑mail you sent… Do you want me to copy the file onto a disc and mail it or do you want me to send the file as an e‑mail attachment?
Coworker #2: So you can’t just copy the file to a disc and e‑mail the disc?
Brentwood, Tennessee
Where It Settled and Reproduced
Gorgeous admin on phone with employee, while looking for e‑mail: Oh, I just found it… It went straight to my junk!
Colorado Springs, Colorado
Overheard by: Wish I Was That Email
…While Restarting Their Computers
Tech support girl: So, what should I tell them? They say their internet is slow.
Tech support supervisor: Tell them to suck my big brown dick.
Ontario
Canadia
In Case You Were Wondering What to Get Me for Bosses’ Day
Male staffer: There may be a problem.
Female manager: With what?
Male staffer: I was just typing an e‑mail about a birth certificate. Twice I typed “bitch” instead of “birth”.
Female manager: Oooh!
Male staffer: I corrected it before I sent it, though.
Female manager: Thank goodness. (pause) Gotta say, though, that I would love to have a bitch certificate. I mean, I do just fine without one, but it would be nice to have the formal recognition.
Harrisburg, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Michael
She Ended Up Paying the Janitor to Do It.
Nepotistic hire: How do I google?
Knoxville, Tennessee
Stupid Firewall
Guy a few cubicles down: No mom, I’m not looking at porn.
Los Angeles, California
…Think It’s, Like, Military Code?
Older male student records assistant on phone: Does the word “Firefox” mean anything to you?
Walnut Street
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
You Say That Every Day.
Assistant: Did you know that dogs get breast cancer?
Supervisor: What?
Assistant: I used to work at a vet office, and they would bring in dogs with breast cancer!
Supervisor, after googling it: Yeah, I guess they do!
Assistant: Oh, really?! I made that up!
Supervisor: I’m done with you.
New York City, New York
Overheard by: Digitdy
Has She Tried Using Her Teeth?
Woman on phone with client: Yes, this is about the files you sent. My colleague has been trying since morning but could not open your zip!
New York City, New York
