Friend of coworker: (mumbling)
Coworker: So now I am sensitive to size!
Friend of coworker: (more mumbling).
University of Idaho
Moscow, Idaho
Archive for the ‘Idaho’ Category
Just Like It Says in All Of Our Job Descriptions
Facilities manager to entire staff: And for the men in the office, please don’t spit chew into the urinals, as it can clog the pipes and is very difficult to remove.
Engineer, joking: Oh, I see, single out the men. What about the girls?
Female QA manager, who actually chews: We don’t spit, we swallow.
Boise, Idaho
Overheard by: testcenter cowboy
Who’s Doing the Sexual Harassing Here? Show Your Work.
Female nurse, about new netbook: I guess I have to take this little pink thing home and test it out.
Male office manager: Can I watch?
Twin Falls, Idaho
Overheard by: jaekar99
After Her Last Album’s Failure, Ms. Wilson Went into a Bit of a Slump
Guy: Hey, can you tell me how to get to Billings, Montana?
Desk clerk: Yeah, just go north on 95, then east on 90. That’s the best way to get there.
Guy: Thanks! I just got fired. I’m a carnie. Carnie!
Hillcrest
Moscow, Idaho
Overheard by: They have small hands.
… And the Priest Pronounced Us Man and Wife
Excited employee to boss: … And then I punched the raccoon…
Lumber yard office
Boise, Idaho
Overheard by: Michael
Fortunately Your Backup Alarm Saved My Rear Quarter Panel
Coworker, about near-collision the night before: Mark*, I swear when I looked back last night you weren’t pulling out! (entire office collapses in giggles)
Hailey, Idaho
10AM Call Tech Support
Co-worker #1: Man the network is moving slow today.
Co-worker #2: Yeah, it’s like watching a quadriplegic crawl.
Office: …
3721 West 65th South
Idaho Falls, Idaho
Now What the Hell Are We Gonna Do about Our Infection Rate?
Cowboy #1 looking at catered lunch: Well, they sure didn’t leave us any knives or anything to use with these cold cuts!
Cowboy #2: You’re right!
Cowboy #1: I’d use mine, but I don’t know if it’s been rinsed this week… Haha!
Cowboy #2: Haha! Mine either!
Cowboy #1: Haha, yeah, and I know where mine’s been!
Hospital conference room
Twin Falls, Idaho
She Meant “Even If I Were a Lady”
Female Co-worker: Even if I was a woman, I wouldn’t put a Chippendales calender on my desk.
12602 W. Bridger Street
Boise, Idaho
Why Jack Daniels Exists.
CSM, on holiday preparations: My family makes me want to smuggle drugs in my ass.
Hailey, Idaho
