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The “Don’t Ask? Do Tell!” Pol­i­cy

Male naval of­fi­cer (over speak­er­phone): Do you need me to come over there?
Male naval of­fice #2 (two cu­bi­cles down): No, sir, I just got it up. Every­thing’s fine.
Male naval of­fi­cer (over speak­er­phone): Well, let me know if you need help and I’ll send some­one over.
Male naval of­fice #2 (two cu­bi­cles down): Roger that, sir.

Pa­cif­ic Fleet Head­quar­ters
Pearl Har­bor, Hawaii

Over­heard by: Just a low­ly con­trac­tor

1PM Qual­i­ty Con­trol

Su­per­vi­sor: You can’t be do­ing stuff wrong all the time.
Wait­ress: I’m not the on­ly one do­ing stuff wrong. You do a lot wrong, too.
Su­per­vi­sor: I can do more wrong be­cause I do more right. It evens out.

1770 Mill Street
Wailuku, Hawaii