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He Just Doesn’t Have the Underwearwithal

Woman: I haven’t talked to Henry* in a week. I’m through with him.
Man: Why? What happened?
Woman: He’s sooo selfish. He took the last t-shirt out of my drawer and wore it.
Man: That’s it? Dumped him over a t-shirt?
Woman: I texted him and told him we’re through.
Man: Wow. Dumped over a Hanes.
Woman: Yep. Infidelity I forgave, but don’t take my last goddamned t-shirt out of my fuckin’ drawer. Selfish!

45 South Illinois Street
Indianapolis, Indiana

Overheard by: Shatmandu

2PM Send in Donation

Office Worker: He was like, “I spent a long time filling out these forms, so you bastards had better donate to the combined federal campaign.”

2 Massachusetts Avenue NE
Washington, DC

9AM Back to Work

Boss: Where is [Blake] today?

Girl in cube: I don’t know. He didn’t text me. I think he’s too embarrassed.

Boss: Why? Did you guys end up making out in front of everyone again at happy hour?

Girl in cube: No! Give me a little credit.

[Long pause]

Girl in cube: It was in a cab.

350 Madison Avenue
New York, New York