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Explains a Lot

Worker bee: No, he was there. My sister and I came home from school and found her on the floor covered with ketchup, and you know what? Rosanne Barr’s mother did the same thing!

25500 Hawthorne Boulevard
Torrance, California

Overheard by: Robb Banks

12PM Admin Interviews

Flunky #1: She’s trying to hire a secretary. She said she wants someone to get here early in the morning and unlock her office door before she gets here, so she’ll be able to just walk in.
Flunky #2: So…who’s going to wipe her ass?

525 East 68th Street
New York, NY

Note to Self: Stop Being Creepy

Lady peon: Beautiful day, isn’t it?
Male peon: Sure is — some fine weather here.
Lady peon: I hope it lasts, but I don’t know about this weekend — I’ve heard it might get cool.
Male peon: Yeah, that must be hard for women.
Lady peon: What?
Male peon: Yeah, it must hard trying to figure out what to wear — shorts, skorts, capris, pants, skirts. Guys don’t have that problem.
Lady peon: Okay. You have a good day.

Geneseo, New York