Archive for the ‘Germany’ Category

4PM Con­sen­sus-Build­ing

Sales­per­son: But yeah, I agree with you — you should re­al­ly stop piss­ing on my shoes when we go to the toi­let to­geth­er.

Reih­strasse 28
Aachen, Ger­many

Over­heard by: PW

You Have to Keep Your Pinky Ex­tend­ed

Cus­tomer: I have not or­dered this prod­uct.
Ser­vice per­son: But we have a con­tract that you have signed.
Cus­tomer: How do you think it feels if I rape you in your ass every month?
Ser­vice per­son: I’m sor­ry?
Cus­tomer: How do you think it feels if I rape you in your ass every month?
Ser­vice per­son: Would you do it like a gen­tle­man?

Pots­dam, Ger­many