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4PM Consensus-Building

Salesperson: But yeah, I agree with you — you should really stop pissing on my shoes when we go to the toilet together.

Reihstrasse 28
Aachen, Germany

Overheard by: PW

You Have to Keep Your Pinky Extended

Customer: I have not ordered this product.
Service person: But we have a contract that you have signed.
Customer: How do you think it feels if I rape you in your ass every month?
Service person: I’m sorry?
Customer: How do you think it feels if I rape you in your ass every month?
Service person: Would you do it like a gentleman?

Potsdam, Germany