Archive for the ‘Georgia’ Category

9AM Why Am I Here?

Ac­count­ing: My cat turned off my alarm this morn­ing and made me over­sleep.
Re­cep­tion­ist: What?
Ac­count­ing: Yeah, nor­mal­ly she sleeps un­der the cov­ers with me, and I hear her get up and start pac­ing around to wake me up. But to­day she must have just got­ten up and stepped on my alarm.
Re­cep­tion­ist: Well, she must have known you need­ed to sleep in.

850 Mount Ver­non High­way NE
At­lanta, Geor­gia

Over­heard by: Cat

1PM Lunch

Co-work­er #1: What did you bring for lunch to­day?
Co-work­er #2: Left­over In­di­an food from last night.
Co-work­er #1: In­di­an food, huh? Nev­er had it. Is it good?
Co-work­er #2: It’s great. This type is veg­e­tar­i­an.
Co-work­er #1: Veg­e­tar­i­an? I thought In­di­ans eat buf­fa­lo.

6035 Peachtree Park­way
At­lanta, Geor­gia

Over­heard by: Kei­th Canseco