Hot office chick: I look like I smell like fish sticks.
LaGrange, Georgia
Overheard by: Hallway Skank Monitor
Archive for the ‘Georgia’ Category
4PM Run, Run, All the Way Home
Worker #1: Oh, damn! Would you look at that? I have on two different pair of shoes.
Worker #2: You’re just now relizing that? The day’s almost over with…what a dumbass!
Worker #1: Yeah whatever, maybe I’ll switch them out tomorrow. At least they are the same color.
210 Main Street
Dallas, Georgia
Because I’ll Be Coming Directly from Work
Assistant #1: So, what are you wearing to the party? You’ve been pretty secretive about it.
Assistant #2: Well, I’m wearing an old blue slip and a pair of pumps with mirrors on the heels.
Assistant #2: Nice.
Atlanta, Georgia
Just Let ’em Eat While They Nap
Cube chick: How do you love a hamster?!
11460 Johns Creek Parkway
Duluth, Georgia
Doesn’t Seem to Help the Itching Much
Worker bee on phone: Isn’t your husband anointed? Well, why don’t you just have him lay hands on you, then?
171 17th Street
Atlanta, Georgia
Um, Is That How It Works?
VP: I just completed sexual harassment training! Who’s gonna be my first victim?
Assistant: Me!
1 Glenlake Parkway
Atlanta, Georgia
By Then It’s Too Late
Lady peon: What do you call those cows that you eat?
114 New Street
Atlanta, Georgia
Overheard by: russ
Yo Quiero Matarle
Redneck employee: So, what do you call a quesadilla?
Latina employee: Quesadilla.
Redneck employee: Really? Just ‘quesadilla’?
Latina employee: [Silence.]Redneck employee: How do you say ‘salt’?
Latina employee: [Walks away.]
1720 Indian Trail Lilburn Road
Norcross, Georgia
I Just Wouldn’t Eat It Afterwards
Boss: I thought you were a vegetarian.
Employee: That doesn’t mean I wouldn’t kick a possum!
1550 Timothy Road
Athens, Georgia
Overheard by: Travis Roberts
Ever Been to Europe, Suzy?
Older boss: Healthcare needs competition to remain good. Just look at Lasik and boob jobs! Because those are paid for privately, they are affordable and high quality.
20-something underling: How would you know about the quality of boob jobs?
Augusta, Georgia
Overheard by: Will
