Archive for the ‘Georgia’ Category

Yo Quiero Matar­le

Red­neck em­ploy­ee: So, what do you call a que­sadil­la?
Lati­na em­ploy­ee: Que­sadil­la.
Red­neck em­ploy­ee: Re­al­ly? Just ‘que­sadil­la’?
Lati­na em­ploy­ee: [Silence.]Redneck em­ploy­ee: How do you say ‘salt’?
Lati­na em­ploy­ee: [Walks away.]

1720 In­di­an Trail Lil­burn Road
Nor­cross, Geor­gia

5PM That’s a Wrap

Ac­count Man­ag­er: Hey, do you feel like a mon­key in the mid­dle of an id­iot sand­wich?
Process An­a­lyst: That would make you one of the id­iots. Are you call­ing your­self an id­iot?
Ac­count Man­ag­er: Oh…huh?

5 min­utes lat­er.

Process An­a­lyst: Hey, do you feel like an id­iot in a mon­key sand­wich?
Ac­count Man­ag­er: Ha! Now you are the id­iot!
Process An­a­lyst: No…that still makes you the id­iot.

520 Guthridge Court
Nor­cross, Geor­gia