Archive for the ‘Georgia’ Category

When the Company Switched to Voodoo Performance Management

Coworker #1: What the hell am I looking at here?
Coworker #2: Could be blood, could be nothing.

Alpharetta, Georgia

Customer service manager on personal call: You went to somebody’s funeral and sold purses?!

Chamblee, Georgia

Overheard by: achooAlison

CSR on phone: No ma’am… If I was out trying to bang my dick in a bar I wouldn’t take the time to call you back.

Atlanta, Georgia

Dude #1: Hey, thanks dude, you really didn’t have to.
Dude #2: Oh, that’s okay, man — no problem.
Dude #1: So, how did you know I liked princesses?

Peachtree Street
Atlanta, Georgia

Overheard by: lesley

Coworker to another: It doesn’t matter if they’re juicy or dry, they all do the same thing.

Atlanta, Georgia

Mom: Oooh, guess what I got while I was in Atlanta yesterday?
Daughter, faking excitement: Herpes?!
Mom: No, I got– Wait, what?!

Mall
Georgia

Overheard by: P‑Nuckle

CSR: Oh, you work on computers? You probably know more than I do so this should be an easy call, huh?

25 Brooklyn Avenue
Forsyth, Georgia

Woman smoking on loading dock: I get e‑mails from him at 3 and 4 am on Saturdays and I think to myself, “if he’s married, he must hate his wife.”

Atlanta, Georgia

Overheard by: fly on the wall

Coworker to another: I can’t wait to see your wife’s baby making place.

Atlanta, Georgia

Director: Like all of my meetings, I don’t have an agenda. I like to just let people talk and it usually turns up interesting discussions.

5720 Peachtree Parkway
Norcross, Georgia