Worst. “Birds and Bees” Talk. Ever.

Coworker to another: It doesn’t matter if they’re juicy or dry, they all do the same thing.

Atlanta, Georgia

I Got That Ages Ago

Mom: Oooh, guess what I got while I was in Atlanta yesterday?
Daughter, faking excitement: Herpes?!
Mom: No, I got– Wait, what?!

Mall
Georgia

Overheard by: P‑Nuckle

12PM Monitor Calls

CSR: Oh, you work on computers? You probably know more than I do so this should be an easy call, huh?

25 Brooklyn Avenue
Forsyth, Georgia

Then I Realize I’m Married, and Reading Them

Woman smoking on loading dock: I get e‑mails from him at 3 and 4 am on Saturdays and I think to myself, “if he’s married, he must hate his wife.”

Atlanta, Georgia

Overheard by: fly on the wall

Mr. Petri Shouldn’t Dish in the Office

Coworker to another: I can’t wait to see your wife’s baby making place.

Atlanta, Georgia

12PM Meeting

Director: Like all of my meetings, I don’t have an agenda. I like to just let people talk and it usually turns up interesting discussions.

5720 Peachtree Parkway
Norcross, Georgia

But They’re Starting to Learn to Chew through Their Gags

News editor: I’ve already passed the high point of my day where I mute Regis and Kelly.

101 Marietta Street
Atlanta, Georgia

Overheard by: an amused underling

…When I Was Going for Clams Casino

Hot office chick: I look like I smell like fish sticks.

LaGrange, Georgia

Overheard by: Hallway Skank Monitor

4PM Run, Run, All the Way Home

Worker #1: Oh, damn! Would you look at that? I have on two different pair of shoes.
Worker #2: You’re just now relizing that? The day’s almost over with…what a dumbass!
Worker #1: Yeah whatever, maybe I’ll switch them out tomorrow. At least they are the same color.

210 Main Street
Dallas, Georgia

Because I’ll Be Coming Directly from Work

Assistant #1: So, what are you wearing to the party? You’ve been pretty secretive about it.
Assistant #2: Well, I’m wearing an old blue slip and a pair of pumps with mirrors on the heels.
Assistant #2: Nice.

Atlanta, Georgia