Archive for the ‘Georgia’ Category

I Got That Ages Ago

Mom: Oooh, guess what I got while I was in At­lanta yes­ter­day?
Daugh­ter, fak­ing ex­cite­ment: Her­pes?!
Mom: No, I got– Wait, what?!


Over­heard by: P‑Nuckle

10AM Re­ply to Email

Co-work­er #1: Does she al­ways send emails in 72 point font?
Co-work­er #2: Oh, that’s “mad” typ­ing.
Co-work­er #1: How should I re­spond to this?
Co-work­er #3: You should re­ply us­ing 86 point font.
Co-work­er #2: They don’t make 86 point font. I’ve tried it be­fore. You should use 8 point font in Bern­hard Fash­ion BT or some oth­er font that’s hard to read.
Co-work­er #1: Yeah, I’ll do that. She won’t be able to read it.
Co-work­er #2: That’ll re­al­ly piss her off.

620 Grei­son Trail
New­nan, Geor­gia

On­ly If It’s Ca­su­al Fri­day

Co-work­er #1: Hey, do we need to dress up when the Japs show up next week?
Boss: Don’t ever re­fer to them as Japs! That’s racist and very of­fen­sive. Please re­fer to them as Japan­ese in­stead.
Co-work­er #2: Hey, while we’re be­ing all cul­tur­al­ly sen­si­tive and shit, can I show up to work dressed as a nin­ja to wel­come them to Amer­i­ca?

115 Perime­ter Cen­ter Place, NE
At­lanta, Geor­gia