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Boss: Hey, how do you spell ‘Japan­ese’? [Pe­on spells it.] Hm­mm, do you think she was Japan­ese? How do you spell ‘Chi­nese’? [Pe­on spells it.] I don’t know if she was Chi­nese, though… Here’s what we’ll do — [be­gins typ­ing let­ter] ‘The child speaks Asian…’ Wait, how do you spell ‘Asian’?

1000 West Cen­tral Road
Mount Prospect, Illi­nois

Over­heard by: I work here?