Archive for the ‘General Idiocy’ Category

1PM Lunch

Co-worker #1: What did you bring for lunch today?
Co-worker #2: Leftover Indian food from last night.
Co-worker #1: Indian food, huh? Never had it. Is it good?
Co-worker #2: It’s great. This type is vegetarian.
Co-worker #1: Vegetarian? I thought Indians eat buffalo.

6035 Peachtree Parkway
Atlanta, Georgia

Overheard by: Keith Canseco

4PM Clean Cube

Co-worker #1: Goodness! I can’t tell you how dusty this thing is.
Co-worker #2: Why not?
Co-worker #1: Because I don’t know the proper units of measurement for dust.

105 Arbor Drive
Christiansburg, Virginia