Archive for the ‘General Idiocy’ Category

Thank God the Week­end’s Fi­nal­ly Here

Co-work­er #1: Have you ever been to Greece?
Co-work­er #2: Yup.
Co-work­er #1: Did you go see ru­ins of Pan­theos?
Co-work­er #2: You mean, “the Parthenon?”
Co-work­er #1: Yeah, that’s it! Aw man, to­day I’ve got…what’s that called?
Co-work­er #2: Stu­pid?
Co-work­er #1: Ha, ha. Very fun­ny. No…oh! Mind dyslex­ia!
Co-work­er #2: As op­posed to body dyslex­ia?

216 W. Jack­son Boule­vard
Chica­go, Illi­nois

The Best Part Is, It Was a Ba­nana.

Cashier: Since this is a liq­ui­da­tion, all sales are fi­nal and there are no re­turns or ex­changes.
Cus­tomer: So if some­thing’s wrong with it, I can’t re­turn it?
Cashier: That’s right.
Cus­tomer: Okay.
Cus­tomer, af­ter item is paid for: So, I can re­turn this if it’s wrong?
Cashier, sigh­ing: You know what? Give it a whirl. Let me know how that goes.

Chica­go, Illi­nois

12PM Fol­low Up with Buy­er

Man­ag­er: Did you get a re­sponse back from that email you sent to the buy­er yet?
Co-work­er: No; I did­n’t ask her for one. She knew what ac­tion I took and if she did­n’t agree with me, she can call me.
Man­ag­er: No, no. You should al­ways in­clude “please ad­vise” in the email, in case they don’t re­ceive the email.

8000 Bent Branch Dri­ve
Irv­ing, Texas