Archive for the ‘Financial Folk’ Category

10AM File Re­fer­ral

Banker #1: How do you file an old CD re­fer­ral?
Banker #2: Well you sub­mit it and can­cel it and sub­mit it and can­cel it and re­peat that 5 times, and then wash your hands…Oh, I thought you said OCD re­fer­ral. Like ob­ses­sive-com­pul–
Banker #1: I get it.

1241 South Wabash Av­enue
Chica­go, Illi­nois

Over­heard by: Ted­dy

12PM Lunch

Ac­coun­tant: This chick­en [Sue] brought in is yum­my. I’m just go­ing to take a break to eat it here rather than take it back to my desk. I don’t trust my­self not to get my pa­per­work all greasy.
Su­per­vi­sor: That’s why I’m go­ing to make a sand­wich out of it.
Sec­re­tary: Oh, I don’t care about greasy fin­gers. All I do is han­dle in­com­ing checks all day.

401 Church Street
Nashville, Ten­nessee