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Multiasking the Multitasker

VP #1: You’re not listening to me
VP #2: Yes I am!
VP #1: No you’re not, whenever I try to ask you a question you’re on the phone!
VP #2: Why can’t I multitask?
VP #1: Because you’re lousy at it and I’ll have to ask you three times!

30 E 33rd Street
New York, NY

… Nor What State We Started In

VP on phone: Yeah, what’s wrong?
Niece on speaker phone: We’re lost. Can you pull up a map or something?
VP: Where are you and where are you going?
Niece: We’re going somewhere in Massachusetts, and we don’t know what state we’re in.

316 Warren Avenue
Front Royal, Virginia

Overheard by: not the dumbest anymore