Archive for the ‘Employees’ Category

Tonight on WWE Smack­down: Clash of the Bu­reau­crats!

FBI agent: Ex­cuse me, I’m an in­ves­ti­ga­tor for the FBI. I would like a copy of a stu­den­t’s tran­script.
Reg­is­trar: Ok. You need to pay a $7 tran­script fee.
FBI agent: Uh. I don’t think I need to pay that. I’m an in­ves­ti­ga­tor for the FBI.
Reg­is­trar: Every­body has to pay for a tran­script.
FBI agent: I think I will have to speak to your su­per­vi­sor.
Reg­is­trar: I’m sor­ry, but that’s what the sign says.

John Jay Col­lege of Crim­i­nal Jus­tice, 10th Av­enue
New York, New York

Over­heard by: Wait­ing next in line