Archive for the ‘Dumb Employees’ Category

You Say They Have Computers That Do That Now? Here, I’ll Give You a Push

Male employee: Oh, I’m sorry. I could’ve scared you and you could’ve fallen.
Female employee sitting in an open, screenless window: That’s okay, you didn’t scare me.
Male employee: You look like you’re going to jump. Please don’t jump out the window. We really need someone to answer the phones.

98th Street and West End
New York, New York

Overheard by: adrienne

I’m Too Old to Change, Baby

Old lady: Where is your nigger food?
Stocker: Uh, excuse me?
Old lady: You know, the nigger food. The black bird food.
Stocker: You mean the Niger seed?
Old lady: That’s what I said, the nigger seed.

3803 Venture Drive
Duluth, Georgia

Overheard by: I recommend the chink pellets