Archive for the ‘Doctors’ Category

But I Play One on TV

M.D. #1: Hey, look! They named their kid Baby­girl!
M.D. #2: No way, that’s hi­lar­i­ous!
Jan­i­tor: Ac­tu­al­ly, it just means they haven’t named their child yet and that it’s a ba­by girl.
M.D. #1: Are you a doc­tor?
M.D. #2: I bet he’s not even a doc­tor.
Jan­i­tor: [walks away]

GroupHealth Co­op­er­a­tive
Lacey, Wash­ing­ton

Over­heard by: lau­ren

Her Name Is Ru­Paul

Client with sick dog: I need to see the vet­eri­nar­i­an on du­ty be­cause my dog is­n’t feel­ing well.
Vet­eri­nar­i­an re­cep­tion­ist: Is your dog a male or fe­male?
Client with sick dog: She’s a male.

Woost­er, Ohio

Over­heard by: net­ty

Pa­tient: Hey! It’s Damn Cold in This Pa­per Gown

Physi­cian: What can you tell me about this X‑ray?
Stu­dent: It’s a male pelvis with two frac­tures.
Physi­cian: It’s shaped like a male pelvis, but it’s not.
Stu­dent: How can you tell?
Physi­cian: The lack of a pe­nis out­line on the X‑ray helps.

Emer­gency Room, Uni­ver­si­ty of Kansas Hos­pi­tal
Kansas City, Kansas

Over­heard by: Sti­fling the Laugh