Archive for the ‘Doctors’ Category

Any Oth­er Dreams I Can Crush Be­fore Lunch?

Sec­re­tary #1: Is your boyfriend com­ing for Christ­mas?
Sec­re­tary #2: Yeah! He’s in med school in Seat­tle study­ing to be an ER doc, so I don’t get to see him much.
Fe­male doc­tor, just com­ing in­to room: Them! Don’t get me start­ed on ER docs!
Sec­re­tary #1: Oh?
Doc­tor: They can’t keep their pants on–and the mar­ried ones are worse!

Al­bany Gen­er­al Hosp­tial
Al­bany, Ore­gon

But I Play One on TV

M.D. #1: Hey, look! They named their kid Baby­girl!
M.D. #2: No way, that’s hi­lar­i­ous!
Jan­i­tor: Ac­tu­al­ly, it just means they haven’t named their child yet and that it’s a ba­by girl.
M.D. #1: Are you a doc­tor?
M.D. #2: I bet he’s not even a doc­tor.
Jan­i­tor: [walks away]

GroupHealth Co­op­er­a­tive
Lacey, Wash­ing­ton

Over­heard by: lau­ren

Her Name Is Ru­Paul

Client with sick dog: I need to see the vet­eri­nar­i­an on du­ty be­cause my dog is­n’t feel­ing well.
Vet­eri­nar­i­an re­cep­tion­ist: Is your dog a male or fe­male?
Client with sick dog: She’s a male.

Woost­er, Ohio

Over­heard by: net­ty