Archive for the ‘Designers and Photographers’ Category

From Such Humble Beginnings, My Occupational Future Was Forged

Manager: Alyssa calls burritos “burros.” What's the difference? I've always heard it called “burrito.” What do you call it?
Graphic artist and authentic Mexican: “Taco grande.”
Web designer and office coquette: That was my nickname in high school.

Sex Toy Company
Las Vegas, Nevada

Overheard by: Looks like Diva

Too Bad No Amount Of Concealer Will Cover Your Flame Trail

Copywriter, after noticing web designer refreshing makeup: Wow. Look at you. Got a hot date?
Web designer: No. I'm meeting people. And I've never met them in person before.
Snarky PR specialist: And you don't want them to know right away that you're a horrible person?

Las Vegas, Nevada

Overheard by: Looks like Diva