Archive for the ‘Delaware’ Category

Ac­tu­al­ly She De­tails Cars, Pro­fes­sion­al­ly

Ac­count man­ag­er: So I sent you that new job ap­pli­cant. Have fun.
Re­cruiter: I just opened it up. Wow, she com­plete­ly mis­spelled ‘Delaware State.‘
Ac­count man­ag­er: Oh, it gets worse.
Re­cruiter: ‘Sev­en years,’ with an ‘-s!’ And she spelled ‘with’ wrong!
Ac­count man­ag­er: Yep, and she’s a de­tail-ori­ent­ed pro­fes­sion­al.

Trol­ley Square
Wilm­ing­ton, Delaware

Over­heard by: Rhymes with Ba­nana

It’s More Like Un­earthing One That You Buried

Fe­male cowork­er: I don’t know. I was think­ing about los­ing about 50 pounds.
Male cowork­er: Yeah, I think I could lose about 30 to 40 my­self.
Fe­male cowork­er: You know what I heard? With men, if you lose, like, 35 pounds, you gain an inch.
Male cowork­er: Uh…

500 North King Street
Wilm­ing­ton, Delaware

Over­heard by: i just want­ed a coke