Feisty secretary: Man, could that man spit!
Newcastle, Delaware
Overheard by: What else could he do?
Archive for the ‘Delaware’ Category
Have You Been Suffering from Delusions of Heterosexuality?
Semi-boss: No, I mean, I just misspelled every single word and, like, inverted letters and stuff.
Assistant: Maybe your hands were in the wrong place on the keyboard… Or maybe you have that thing that Tom Cruise has.
Semi-boss: Scientology?
Newark, Delaware
He Also Freaked When She Ordered a Case Of White-Out
Black lady cleaning out her desk: I got to get rid of all these crackers in here.
White guy passing through: I heard that!
Wilmington, Delaware
Overheard by: Saltine McCrackerface
Actually She Details Cars, Professionally
Account manager: So I sent you that new job applicant. Have fun.
Recruiter: I just opened it up. Wow, she completely misspelled ‘Delaware State.‘
Account manager: Oh, it gets worse.
Recruiter: ‘Seven years,’ with an ‘-s!’ And she spelled ‘with’ wrong!
Account manager: Yep, and she’s a detail-oriented professional.
Trolley Square
Wilmington, Delaware
Overheard by: Rhymes with Banana
When I’m Perfectly Willing to Do It for Free
Director of operations: I could get paid a lot of money to put a dildo in my ass, and then I’d be walking around with a dildo in my ass, but that would be lame too.
Elkton Road
Newark, Delaware
We’re More Like Your Kids Who Won’t Get Jobs
Supervisor: You guys are just like my family!
Office peon: Yeah, except we don’t throw your shit in the river.
Academy Street
Newark, Delaware
Overheard by: Dude
Getting Stuck Can Be Painful
Female boss to male underling, about predicted upcoming snow storm: Tell me how many inches it is and then I’ll decide if I have to be afraid of it!
Felton, Delaware
So Drive Around That Girl Scout Troop
Photographer: Well, you don’t want to get blood all over your car…
Newspaper
Delaware
Sleepy? Blitzen? Buckwheat?
Sarge: Is Posh gonna be there?
Office peon: Yeah!
Sarge: Sporty?
Office peon: Yeah!
Sarge: Spunky?
Office peon: That’s not a Spice Girl!
Newark, Delaware
Overheard by: Shaye
Have You Tried to Copper Feel?
Handyman: Can you see the pipe?
Owner of record store, with head in ceiling: Yeah, I think it’s rusted though.
Handyman, under breath: Your mom’s pipes are rusted through.
Newark, Delaware
