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Dick, on the Oth­er Hand…

Boss re­view­ing My­ers Brig­gs Type In­di­ca­tor re­sults: I am sur­prised by Stan’s* P‑ness. [Si­lence.] Well, Stan’s re­sults show that he has a slight P‑ness, and I was ex­pect­ing him to not have any P in him at all. [Room erupts with laugh­ter.]

Cher­ry Hill, New Jer­sey

Over­heard by: Still Laugh­ing In­side

Who the Hell Hired You, Any­way?

Op­er­a­tions man­ag­er: What are some of your goals?
New hire: I want to have ba­bies!
Op­er­a­tions man­ag­er: Ok… Do you have any goals in re­gards to your fu­ture with our com­pa­ny?
New hire: Sure, I want to do my job right, but I was re­al­ly just born to have ba­bies.

Dal­las Park­way

Over­heard by: Ad­dy

This Is How #2 Gets His Proof­read­ing Done for Free

Cowork­er #1: Have you filed your trav­el vouch­er for that con­fer­ence in In­di­anapo­lis?
Cowork­er #2: Yes.
Cowork­er #1: Let me see your copy so I can fill mine out cor­rect­ly.
Cowork­er #2: Here you go.
Cowork­er #1: Let’s see. You used the year ’05 in­stead of ’06, did not pro­vide departure/arrival times, omit­ted your so­cial se­cu­ri­ty num­ber, and did­n’t to­tal the round trip mileage and mileage re­im­burse­ment columns. Thanks.

4555 Cen­tral Av­enue
Colum­bus, In­di­ana