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Tonight, on Sim Possible…

Befuddled coworker to supervisor: The good news is I developed a system so that I wouldn’t lose any more SIM cards. The bad news is I lost one.

Independence Parkway
Fort Worth, Texas

Overheard by: Jet Jaguar

Do You Really Want Me Hanging Around ‘Til I Find One?

Purchasing manager: Can I borrow a pencil?
Receptionist: No. If you don’t come prepared, I ain’t helping you.

Kelso Drive
Baltimore, Maryland

Overheard by: Nikki

Like, What Color Is It?

CSR: Okay, and what’s the address?
Customer: 123* A Street.
CSR: Okay, and which street is that on?
Customer: A Street.
CSR: I understand that you live on a street, sir, but I need to know which one.

1001 Roeder Avenue
Bellingham, Washington

She Appeared to Me in a Vision and Said “Try the Other Hole”

Boss: Jamie Lynn Spears?
Worker: No! Jamie Lynn DiScala. Meadow from The Sopranos.
Boss: Omg, I saw her when I was getting pregnant!

Park Ave
New York City, New York

Who the Hell Hired You, Anyway?

Operations manager: What are some of your goals?
New hire: I want to have babies!
Operations manager: Ok… Do you have any goals in regards to your future with our company?
New hire: Sure, I want to do my job right, but I was really just born to have babies.

Dallas Parkway
Dallas

Overheard by: Addy

Dear Diary– Told Charlotte How I Feel Today!

Office chick #1: Hey, I like your shoes. Are they new?
Office chick #2: Thanks. I’ve had them for a while. I just haven’t been wearing them.
Office chick #1: They’re kind of low cut.
Office dude: Yeah, I can see a lot of arch. If this was the middle east, I’d totally be raping you right now.

Rancho Cordova, California

Overheard by: Good thing we’re in Cali.