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4PM Technical Meltdown

Boss on phone: I just want a human beeeeeeing! Bahhh! Why can’t I just have a human being?…Oh thank god!Finally! A human being! Wait, you are a human being, right?…You haven’t gotten this before? 

2810 Blaine Drive
Chevy Chase, Maryland

10AM Consumer Ed

Customer: We’d like to get a gallon of paint.
Employee: Ok, what sheen would you like?
Customer: What’s “sheen”?
Employee: The sheen is how shiny the paint is. There are different sheens for different rooms.
Customer: What would you recommend?
Employee: Where is it going?
Customer: On the wall.

45075 Worth Avenue
California, Maryland

Overheard by: Paint Chick