Archive for the ‘DC and Mid-Atlantic’ Category

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Congressional staffer in hallway, in low voice: I gotta be careful who’s around… It might be dangerous to be overheard.

House of Representatives Office Building
Washington, DC

No Good Can Come from This.

Weird guy: Hey, has anyone ever been tased?

Government Office
Washington, DC

3PM In the Graphics Pool

Coworker: If you’re gonna do it, do it hard so I can’t breathe.

113 East Carroll Street
Salisbury, Maryland

Crazy Coworkers, Represent!

Crazy coworker: I like to think that when we die, we don’t go to heaven but we go to our favorite decade.

Government Office
Washington, DC

4PM Smoke Break

Male coworker: There’s nothing worse than feeling not-so-fresh when you have a doctor between your legs.
Female coworker just walking into the conversation: Huh?

200 Constitution Avenue
Washington, DC

How Depressing!

Loud cube drone: It happened again!
Friend: What?
Loud cube drone: I couldn’t sleep!
Friend: Oh no, what did you do?
Loud cube drone: Well, I didn’t do anything this time. Usually I would just take one of those sleeping pills, like Zoloft, the ones I usually take…

Washington, DC

If You Don’t Believe Me, Check Out the Magazines in My Desk.

Exec #1: Should we offer 5gb or 25gb packages?
Exec #2: I am in favor of larger packages…

Washington, DC

Overheard by: Slomojamma

2PM Raising Headcount

Recruiter for aid programs in Afghanistan: I talked with one Mark Johnson* — an 82-year-old WWII vet. He doesn’t hear well, but would love to see some combat. I told him that I would see what we could arrange.
Manager: Ummm…
Recruiter: Dude, sarcasm?

7250 Woodmont Avenue
Bethesda, Maryland