Guy a few cubicles down: No mom, I’m not looking at porn.
Los Angeles, California
Archive for the ‘Cubicles’ Category
I’ll See It in Nightmares for the Rest Of My Life
Woman in cubicle to peon: Did you see me do the donkey face?
Malden, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Better than a punch
11AM Plan Holiday Party
Cube monkey #1: What are you wearing to the Christmas party?
Cube monkey #2: A black dress with a santa hat.
Cube monkey #1: Very festive…and probably busty.
Cube monkey #2: Why wouldnt it be? It’s my dress.
Cube monkey #1: You could probably wear a burqa and be busty.
2300 West Plano Parkway
Plano, Texas
Overheard by: Lauren
But That’s Really More Like Young Adult Fiction
Cube dweller #1 (also a Pastor): I’ve always wanted to write a book and call it “Pratfalls in the Pulpit”.
Cube dweller #2: “Crap Falls in your Pocket?“
Cube dweller #1: Well, that’s appropriate, too.
Madison, Wisconsin
Overheard by: Tuna
But If You Mean Hugh Hefner, I Agree.
Cubicle rat: He’s losing control of his bowels all over the place, his toe nails are long, he stinks and he’s getting old. I think I need to put him down.
Cubicle neighbor: I hope you are talking about an animal.
Lansing, Michigan
You Had Us at “Smegma Sandwich”
Cubicle #1: That movie was complete donk.
Cubilce #2: You’re a snob. I thought it was fun, and I loved the Roxanne Tango bit.
Cucible #1: Dude, that movie was a smegma sandwich and fuck anyone who says otherwise.
Cubicle #3: Hear, hear.
Chicago, Illinois
Overheard by: still laughing
Don’t Hate the Player, Hate the Desk
Girl: Can you keep this desk clean?
Guy: What? The desk is clean. Stop hating!
Girl: Hey, hey, don’t say that, I’m not a cock-blocker. I don’t cock-block.
Guy: What the fuck does that have to do with my desk?
350 South Figueroa
Los Angeles, California
Overheard by: Sexual tension in the workplace?
More Fallout from the Garden Of Eden Fruit Scandal
Jenn: Oh my god, Anne, I can smell that from here!
(everyone in cubicles around Jenn and Anne look up at Anne)
Anne (looking horrified): I’m peeling an orange! She’s smelling my orange!
Kent Street
Sydney, New South Wales
Australia
Let’s Rub Ours Together and See If We Can Play “Mary Had a Little Lamb”
Cubicle dweller: Oh. So your nipples are squeaky too?
Cottage Grove, Wisconsin
Sometimes It’s Smarter to Say “I Don’t Know”
Coworker to cubicle mate: Hey, Ana, what’s an IP address?
Cubicle mate: It’s an iPhone.
Coworker: Oh, okay. Thanks!
Connecticut
Overheard by: Senor IP
