Archive for the ‘Coworkers’ Category

10AM Catch Up!

Office worker #1: My goodness, I have so much work that even if I stayed at work 24 hours it still wouldn’t even put a dent in my workload.
Office worker #2: Wow, you have that much work?
Office worker #1: No…it’s just that I’m always too busy farting around to get any work done.

475 Anton Boulevard
Costa Mesa, California

Overheard by: Remy Rawrs 

1PM Lunch

Co-worker #1: All we ever talk about in this office is food. It is
always in the conversation.
Co-worker #2: Well, it is at every social occasion, and we center our lives around it in a way.
Co-worker #1: We should all become prostitutes so our conversations
center around our sexual liaisons rather then food.

2601 4th Avenue
Seattle, Washington

Take This Job and McShove It

Manager: You have to keep your collar buttoned unless your undershirt is white. I can see that yours is black.
Cashier: That’s not how we did it before.
Manager: That wasn’t this McDonald’s.

1983 86th Street
Brooklyn, New York

10AM Order Book

Our sister site has been collected into Overheard in New York, the book. It’s a collection of the hilarious and horrendous material from the site, as well as a bunch of stuff we saved just for the book. 

It’s perfect reading for the commute to the office, and a great way to kill time from 9 to 5. You can order it here.

375 Hudson Street
New York, NY