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You Know You’re Get­ting Old When the Kid from Jer­ry Maguire Is Hav­ing Chil­dren of His Own

Char­i­ty work­er: His name was Bran­don*, and he was about six and he has Down Syn­drome and eye can­cer, so he has one glass eye, but you can’t tell. But some­times it plops out. He al­so needs a ma­jor hip re­place­ment, but he does walk most of the time. He can’t talk. He’s sooo cute.


Over­heard by: Bo­ra


Work­er #1, jok­ing­ly: That’s be­cause Trinida­di­ans are loud.
Work­er #2, of­fend­ed: That’s so ig­no­rant! You’re so gay!


You Are a Bad Man

Cube rat #1: You’ve got to be shit­ting me… My grand­ma is try­ing to add me on My­Space.
Cube rat #2: That’s sort of sweet.
Cube rat #1: I’m her sec­ond friend. I did­n’t know she knew what a com­put­er was…
Cube rat #2: Dude, pop her com­ment cher­ry!

1932 Wild­cat Canyon Road
San Diego, Cal­i­for­nia