Archive for the ‘Coworkers’ Category

Vic­tor’s Se­cret

Fe­male cowork­er: I woke up to­day and could­n’t find my panties.
Male cowork­er: So, did you find them fi­nal­ly?
Fe­male cowork­er: No. And my hus­band dis­ap­peared…

Law of­fice
New York, New York

Over­heard by: jul­l­lul­ly

10AM Project Meet­ing

Work­er #1: Boy, you look tired…
Project Man­ag­er: Yeah, it’s been hec­tic. I need some of that ge­ico bal­boa stuff.
Work­er #1: Uh, ginko bil­boa?
Project Man­ag­er: That’s what I said.
Work­er #1: No, you said “ge­ico bal­boa”.
Project Man­ag­er: What’s the dif­fer­ence?
Work­er #1: Well, Ge­ico is an in­sur­ance com­pa­ny, and Bal­boa is Rocky the boxer’s–as in the movie–last name.
Project Man­ag­er: Ha! I won­der if he gets a hard time for that.
Work­er #1: He’s not a re­al per­son. Be­sides, I think what you meant was you need­ed some gin­seng. Do you know what ginko bil­boa is for?
Work­er #2: Okay, se­ri­ous­ly, how long is this meet­ing go­ing to be?

6700 Hol­lis­ter Road
Hous­ton, Texas

Over­heard by: Damien Se­bas­tiani

10AM Or­der an iPod

Woman: So you on­ly lis­ten to the Cardi­gans on your iPod while you work?
Man: Yeah, they make me feel like a 16 year old girl just af­ter a hot show­er, fresh and tingly all over.

1111 Fan­nin Street
Hous­ton, Texas

9AM Back to Work

Sweaty, mid­dle-aged man in run­ning shorts: Hey,wait! Hey, wait! How old are you two?
Young busi­ness woman #1: Why?
Sweaty, mid­dle-aged man in run­ning shorts: I just want­ed ask one of you out, but I can’t tell how old you are un­der your sun­glass­es.
Young busi­ness woman #2: Umm…no. We’re work­ing.
Sweaty, mid­dle-aged man: Oh, nev­er mind.

2825 East­lake Av­enue East
Seat­tle, Wash­ing­ton

Take What, Ex­act­ly? No, Don’t Tell Me.

Cute gay guy: Tome Cruise and Katie Holmes were look­ing for an apart­ment on my street.
Fe­male cowork­er: Oh, re­al­ly?
Cute gay guy: Yeah, I live on Toorak Road. If they move there, I wan­na steal Suri. And have crazy bum sex on my bal­cony! (demon­strates by thrust­ing in the air) Take that, Sci­en­tol­ogy!


Over­heard by: Gig­gling