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Af­ter Which We Of­ten Have In­ter­course

Obliv­i­ous fe­male of­fice work­er: I re­al­ly like get­ting ad­just­ed. Some peo­ple say it hurts, but to me it feels so good! A good re­lease of ten­sion.
Male of­fice work­er: “Ad­just­ed.” Is that what they call it now?
Obliv­i­ous fe­male of­fice work­er: Yep, it has many names. I see my chi­ro­prac­tor for an ad­just­ment two or three times a week.

Amar­il­lo, Texas

Over­heard by: Je­re­my

Did I Men­tion the Hors­es in Gy­ne­co­log­i­cal Stir­rups?

Med­ical sci­en­tist #1: You know, they’ve got sheep in the base­ment…
Med­ical sci­en­tist #2: Our base­ment?!
Med­ical sci­en­tist #1: Yeah. It’s for heart surgery ex­per­i­ments. They bring them up for MRIs at night.
Med­ical sci­en­tist #2: There are sheep us­ing our MRI ma­chines?!
Med­ical sci­en­tist #1: Well, they’re on­ly small ones…

Hos­pi­tal, Flem­ing­ton Road
Parkville, Vic­to­ria

Or at Least Fak­ing a Seizure?

Fe­male para­le­gal: I was in the bank the oth­er day and I saw this cop — oh my god, he was so gor­geous. I want­ed to hold up the bank just to get his at­ten­tion.
Male lawyer: Ever think of say­ing hel­lo?

Cafe­te­ria, Supreme Court
Nas­sau Coun­ty, New York

Over­heard by: Big Lar­ry