Archive for the ‘Couples’ Category

Oooh, Lit­tle Cuts!

Hus­band: They have fa­ji­tas.
Wife: I don’t like or­der­ing Mex­i­can food from non-Mex­i­can restau­rants.
Hus­band: You don’t like any­thing.
Wife: I like lots of things!
Hus­band: Liar!
Wife, af­ter re­peat­ed­ly hit­ting hus­band with menu: I liked that!

Bowl­ing Green, Ken­tucky

It’s For Re­al­ly Long Plaques

Puz­zled Irish girl: Look at that! Mag­net­ic book­marks! What a stu­pid idea!
Puz­zled boyfriend: Why?
Puz­zled Irish girl: Well, where are you ever go­ing to find a met­al book?
Puz­zled boyfriend: Hmm, yeah, you’re right.

Perth, Aus­tralia

Over­heard by: Gi­na