Woman arguing on phone with husband: Calm down, please. I’m sending you a picture of a funny cat. Go look at the cat.
Ottawa
Ontario
Canadia
Archive for the ‘Couples’ Category
Two Words: Vasectomy, Vasectomy
A man holding a child’s hand meets up with a woman holding another child’s hand.
Man and woman, simultaneously: I thought he was with you!
Man, turning to go back inside: I told you this would happen if you let them outnumber us.
Outside Bloomingdale’s, 59th Street
New York, New York
Overheard by: Kim Siddorn
So the Purple Sombrero Is for Style?
Young wife to husband: You know the guy across the street, Jose*? I think he’s gay.
Husband: I don’t think he’s gay, I think he’s just Hispanic.
Belleview, Florida
Overheard by: He married into the family, I swear
Are You Hitting on Me?
Woman to man: You’re like, one of those, like, glass dolls, and there’s like, an owl, in a shop.
Monroe, Toledo
Overheard by: Katy
It the Future, You’ll Be Able to Just Click a Box on the Internet
Girl applying for marriage license, to fiance: You sure you want to do this?
Fiance to girl: Who else am I gonna marry?
Girl to clerk: Is this the same place you come for divorce too?
Clerk of Court Office
Titusville, Florida
Overheard by: Tricia
Oooh, Little Cuts!
Husband: They have fajitas.
Wife: I don’t like ordering Mexican food from non-Mexican restaurants.
Husband: You don’t like anything.
Wife: I like lots of things!
Husband: Liar!
Wife, after repeatedly hitting husband with menu: I liked that!
TGIFriday’s
Bowling Green, Kentucky
12PM Lunch
Attorney’s wife: I’m getting so fat.
Attorney: You’re not fat.
Attorney’s wife: Aw, well…
Attorney interrupts: You’re old. You just look fat.
319 West Woodlawn Avenue
Louisville, Kentucky
Relax, I’m Just Horngry
Financial specialist, in front of his pregnant wife/coworker: God, I would nail someone if they had some bacon right now!
Wife/coworker: What the hell is wrong with you?
Dallas, Texas
Overheard by: God Help Me
Why Does It Also Say “No Fat Chicks?”
Wife, reading advertisement: What is an erotic petting zoo?
Husband: A what?
Wife, louder: An erotic petting zoo!
Husband, looking: That says “exotic” petting zoo.
Wife: Oh, well…that makes more sense.
Pigeon Forge, Tennessee
So How Do You Wrap Your Meat, Then?
Woman: Gary*, do you have any peach paper?
Gary, flabbergasted: Peach paper?! I’m a man!
Madison Street
Syracuse, New York
Overheard by: jimBO
