Archive for the ‘Consultants’ Category

…In­stead Of Deer Hunt­ing?

Grad stu­dent: Let’s get that sec­ond kit, there’s more so­lu­tion and tubes.
Ad­vi­sor: Great, we’ll get more buck for our dol­lar.
Grad stu­dent: Um, what?
Ad­vi­sor: More buck for your dol­lar.
Grad stu­dent: Do you mean “more bang for our buck”?
Ad­vi­sor: Well, I thought that’s what it was, but that sounds dirty. Like pros­ti­tutes or some­thing, so I said the oth­er thing.
Grad stu­dent: Why does your mind al­ways go straight to pros­ti­tutes?

Johns Hop­kins Uni­ver­si­ty
Bal­ti­more, Mary­land

Over­heard by: Lab­Cat

Speak­ing of Porn Ad­dicts

Con­sul­tant on phone with spouse: Oh, I’m just read­ing a blog post about a woman fly­ing from San Fran­cis­co to Newark, and this guy sit­ting next to her start­ing to watch hard­core porn on his lap­top… Well I’d hope he was wear­ing head­phones! Did your fa­ther feed the ba­by yo­gurt again?

5th and Mar­ket
San Fran­cis­co, Cal­i­for­nia