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11AM Dam­age Con­trol

Co-work­er on phone: I’m sor­ry, can you say that again?…I’m sorry…I’m hav­ing some trou­ble un­der­stand­ing what you’re try­ing to say…Why don’t you have your boss call me and we can get this straight­ened out?

Hangs up.

Co-work­er: Just go back to your moth­er­fuck­ing coun­try…Christ.

839 Mar­shall Phelps Road
Wind­sor, Con­necti­cut

Over­heard by: Douchey Douchel­ton