Archive for the ‘Connecticut’ Category

11AM Dam­age Con­trol

Co-work­er on phone: I’m sor­ry, can you say that again?…I’m sorry…I’m hav­ing some trou­ble un­der­stand­ing what you’re try­ing to say…Why don’t you have your boss call me and we can get this straight­ened out?

Hangs up.

Co-work­er: Just go back to your moth­er­fuck­ing coun­try…Christ.

839 Mar­shall Phelps Road
Wind­sor, Con­necti­cut

Over­heard by: Douchey Douchel­ton

2PM Up­date Site

Man­ag­er: When you’re fin­ished with the ac­ces­si­bil­i­ty de­vel­op­ment for the ho­tels path, start on rental cars site.
Pro­gram­mer: Um…accessibility…for rental cars?
Man­ag­er: Yes.
Pro­gram­mer: So, we want to make it eas­i­er for the blind to rent cars?
Man­ag­er: Yeah…I know.

800 Con­necti­cut Av­enue
Nor­walk, Con­necti­cut