Vietnamese coworker using cardboard to fix cubicle, happily: It's like being in refugee camp all over again. Austin, Texas
Boss on cell: Is T&A an option? Uh… No, I meant “time and expense.” Is T&E an option? New York City, New York Overheard by: It's ALWAYS an option
Student employee: A girl lost her feet on a roller coaster at Six Flags.
Employee: At least she didn't lose her pants. Towson, Maryland
Peon: Rice belly would jiggle. Beer belly would, like, wobble hard.
King Street East
Canadia Overheard by: Thank you, sensei
Coworker: The last time I slept that well at my desk I was two months pregnant. Durham, North Carolina Overheard by: BWC
Office drone on phone: There's a woman out there. Oh, that's not a woman, that's the governor. Providence, Rhode Island Overheard by: evelyn
Cube rat #1: So tell me, Bob, you're a college basketball official. Which school in the Big 12 has the worst behaved students.?
Cube rat #2: Well, you would be surprised. It's Baylor.
Cube rat #1: Baylor is a Baptist college… You would think they would be better behaved. Cube rat #2: Well, they are just frustrated because they don't get any… (long pause) championships. Greenville, Texas Overheard by: Mike
Young male employee to friend: I mean there's no strippers in cages or anything, but it looks like it could turn into that kind of place, you know?
Avenue of the Americas
New York City, New York
Director, miming painting a wall: This is painting. It's kind of like bitch-slapping.
Adult Film Company
New York Overheard by: fetishgirl
Older woman: This is the first day since you started here that I haven't talked to you!
Younger man: I know! I'm going to go home and write about it in my diary! Anoka, Minnesota Overheard by: Will he use his sparkly pen?