Boss: Six months ago I was in pajamas with a bong!
W 1st Street
Los Angeles, California
Boss: Six months ago I was in pajamas with a bong!
W 1st Street
Los Angeles, California
Manager to another: Just because you’re honest doesn’t mean you’re not a dick.
Washington, DC
Recruiter on phone: He’s a hell of a configurer, but he just couldn’t stay off crack.
Durham, North Carolina
Coworker: They’re from Canada… Oh, no, they’re not from Canada, they’re from Portland. Same difference.
Columbus, Ohio
Crazy coworker, on saving money: You can live without toilet paper, because you could just use Kleenex instead, but you can’t live without steak!
Collegeville, Pennsylvania
Trim female coworker: How was your weekend?
Overweight female coworker: It was okay… Ooh! I thought of you yesterday. I was taking a bath…
Broad Street
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Cube rat to another: I just wouldn’t be able to sleep with myself if I did something like that to someone.
Oceanside, California
Female admin assistant to another, about cubicle relocation: I mean, I like it all just fine, but if I had a wiener I wouldn’t get a boner or anything.
Houston, Texas
Coworker, trying to get security card out of pocket: Why would you stand there and let me unbutton my pants when you already had yours out?
Nashville, Tennessee
Health care counselor, advising another about a caller: Well, unless he has AIDS or MS, he’s out of luck.
Metrocenter Boulevard
Nashville, Tennessee
Overheard by: happyhealthworker
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