Archive for the ‘Comebacks’ Category

Come to Think of it, it Does Smell In­cred­i­bly Fuzzy and Cute in Here

Stu­dent: It kin­da smells like bun­nies.
Su­per­vi­sor: What?
Stu­dent: Yeah, bun­nies. Haven’t you ever smelled bun­nies?
Su­per­vi­sor: Uh, no, I don’t go around sniff­ing ro­dents usu­al­ly. And be­sides, I’m con­gest­ed, so all I’m smelling to­day is boogers.

1145 E. South Cam­pus Dri­ve
Tuc­son, Ari­zona

Over­heard by: Rasputin

4PM Call [the Client]

Sec­re­tary: [The client] keeps call­ing and ask­ing for me. And you know what? The next time he does that, I’m go­ing to tell him that you lied to him.
Boss: What? Why?
Sec­re­taty: Be­cause you tell him you’re go­ing to do all these things for him, and you don’t!
Boss: That’s be­cause he’s an id­iot!

527 West Jef­fer­son Street
Louisville, Ken­tucky